Itching, Scratching and other Manly Things

I'm convinced I'm going to need therapy soon. The itching never stops. It wakes me up all night long. I'm up about every 20 minutes. And I can only sleep on my back or left side 'cause of my ear. That doesn't help. So,,,,I spend a lot of time thinking about itching and scratching. I can't actually scratch,,,,,that would rip my new nose apart. But I can sure think about it.

I started thinking at one point,,,,,around 3am this morning,,,,,,what if some of our favorite musical artists were experiencing what I am going thru when they wrote their songs. We could have:

You’ve Got another Itch Comin – Judeus Priest
Only Women Itch – Alice Cooper
How Deep is your Itch – The Bee Gees
Ooops I Scratched it Again – Britney Spears
My Itch will go On – Celene Dion
What a Girl Scratches – Christina Aguilera
Who’ll Stop the Itch – Creedence Clearwater Revival
All She Wants to do is Scratch – Don Henley
New Itch in Town – The Eagles
Benny and the Itch – Elton John
Here Comes the Itch Again – Eurythmics
You Make Me Feel Like Scratching – Leo Sayer
We Got the Itch – Go Go’s
Sweet Itch of Mine – Guns ‘n’ Roses
Scratch Your Booty – KC and the Sunshine Band
Scratch Like an Eygptian – The Bangles
Don’t Scratch so Close to Me – The Police
You’ve got the Itch – Prince and Sheena Easton
You Can’t Always Reach What you Scratch – Rolling Stones
She’s a Bad Itchy Mamma – Stevie Wonder
Itch me Baby, One more time – Britney Spears

And Vic and mine's personal favorite:

I’d Do Anything for Love, But I Wouldn’t Scratch That – Meatloaf

Oh,,,,,that just kills me.